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A Map of Drake's Love Compatibility According to Horoscopes

We turn to the Zodiac to determine Drake's true match and if there will be a 'Gigli' in his future.

Drake's love life is subject to personal and public scrutiny. So often the main story Drake likes to tell in his songs—whether or not that love is successful (mostly not) isn't the point— it's a theme that has followed Toronto's most infamous rapper. He has been depicted as the patron saint of sadboys; a persona fueled by "Marvin's Room" and…a lot of other songs. In 2016, Drake and Rihanna potentially rekindled their relationship—at least that is what the appearance at OVO Fest, her ANTI tour, the MTV Video Music Awards, club appearances together, and matching tattoos seemed to suggest. But, for one reason or another, it didn't work out again, leaving Drake to his own devices on the dating market. This has seemingly left him on many IKEA couches making silly pouty faces with new boo Jennifer Lopez.

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We're sure Drake has exercised every resource but, to be sure, we've taken to the zodiac to see with whom our Scorpio rapper would be most compatible.

Aries
The first sign of the zodiac, Aries, is outspoken, fiery, and often very temperamental. Aries, a fire sign, is optimistic unless someone pisses them off then their blunt, more aggressive tendencies come out. Lady Gaga is an innovative Aries; someone who embodies the movement of the sign—as a Fire sign, Aries are more inclined take action. But they can be impatient, moody, and impulsive, making the match with our emotionally tuned in Drake less than ideal.

Taurus
As the direct opposite sign to Scorpio, Taurus is the most compatible for Scorpio in terms of partnerships. They are reliable, patient, and, very important to a Scorpio, sensual. Even their weaknesses (possessiveness, stubborn), Earth sign Taurus provides more balance that a Scorpio is in desperate need of. Adele is loud, creative, and uncompromising traits that are very attractive to Scorpios. Knowing that a Taurus like Adele would want someone like Drake all the time is comforting for the needier Scorp.

Gemini
Geminis are, sometimes unfairly, deemed twofaced. Their duality can lie in their personality, going from fun and social to serious and thoughtful. In any case, their inconsistency can sometimes be extreme nerve-wracking for a Scorpio and not the most compatible. Creative, curious, adaptable–traits that define Canada's alt pop turned new age queen Alanis Morrissette. In our hearts, we believe Drake will settle down with a nice Canadian girl.

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Cancer
Cancer, the first of three Water signs (Scorpio and Pisces complete the set), is one of the most emotionally minded of the zodiac. Keep in mind that Water signs feel everything, which is important when we talk about Drake. Cancer's are intuitive like Scorpio; sensitive and loyal. Dangerous Woman herself Ariana Grande is a Cancer who would get where Drizzy is coming from emotionally but in the end that would be a whirlpool of tears that neither could likely get out of.

Leo
Leos are great, according to other Leos. Truly the most self-centered of the zodiac, it is hard for them to see anything but themselves, which is kind how they like it. Leos are arrogant and stubborn but, when they actually care about someone or something, are very generous, warm, and a great place of refuge for anyone in the zodiac. Fiery Selena Gomez, a Leo who, while she definitely has the creativity attractive to Scorps, would be too much competition, which Scorpios sometimes don't find attractive. JLo, another Leo, would sadly not be compatible with the 6 God.

Virgo
First off: Drake would be lucky to ever be with someone like Beyonce, not even Beyonce herself. Virgos are hardworking, loyal, and the most practical of the zodiac. On the other hand, Virgos are extremely fussy, likely overly critical about themselves and potentially others, which is not something the sometimes insecure Scorpio is about.

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Libra
Libras, like their symbol, like balance, which is sometimes boring but very practical nonetheless. A Libra like Halsey would approach a, so often, stinging Scorpio with some diplomacy, which could backfire. Libras do not like confrontations and while Scorps aren't necessarily about out-and-out war with a partner, they aren't afraid to call someone out and be in their face or hold a calculated grudge for the rest of their lives. None of this is appealing to a Libra.

Scorpio
Scorpios should never date each other. While a Scorpio like Katy Perry—comfortable in her sexuality, fun and in your face—would seem like a fine pick for someone like Drake, that is truly a recipe for disaster because Scorpios love to destroy each other. Scorpios are deeply loyal, brave, and passionate, extremely sexual and mystery, people but also they are secretive and sometimes manipulative. Their intuitive side can be a bit blinded by their jealousy. It's just a bad idea all around.

Sagittarius
Sometimes honesty is a great attribute; transparency is never a bad thing. But, when it comes to Sagittarius's, honesty goes too far at times and comes off really tactless. Rumours circled that Taylor Swift and Drake were maybe dating, but likely just doing some very early promotion for her future work. Sagittarius Swift does, we guess, have a sense of humour; someone thinks she is funny. She is generous to her squad. This all doesn't necessarily jive with Scorps because Sags can spread themselves too thin, perhaps leaving a Scorp behind, and they are not about that.

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Capricorn
Where a Libra is practical in almost a desperate way, Capricorns are practical in a very decisive and responsible and secure in that. Caps can be mysterious, like Sade, for example. When Capricorns need to say something, they will; they aren't necessarily caught up in filling up unnecessary space. That said, Caps can be know-it-alls and completely unforgiving, which, in the case of a sensitive Scorpio, some leeway is needed for them to grow and breathe.

Aquarius
Aquarius, though at the beginning of the Gregorian calendar year, feels left behind in the zodiac. Aquarius is just…simply there and we guess that's comforting. Sweet Aquarian Sarah McLachlan is a lot like that: independent, original, adaptable, just there. But that's really not enough for Scorpios. They can run from expressions of emotion (Scorpios are literally all about their emotions) and be too aloof and hard to pin down.

Pisces
Pisces is truly the wateriest and most feelings oriented of the zodiac. They swim in their emotions. Compassionate, intuitive, and artistic, Pisces are the gentlest but sometimes the most sad and overly trusting of the zodiac. While we hope that Drake and Rihanna work out their differences (theirs is a compatibility is on par with Scorpios and Taurus'), it won't happen anytime soon if the sometimes emotionally domineering Scorpio is around the emotionally fragile Pisces.

Sarah is a chill Scorpio. Follow her on Twitter. Illustrations by Chris Hull.