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We Cast the Gucci Mane Biopic

The Atlanta rapper is rumored to have a movie deal for his book, 'The Autobiography of Gucci Mane.'

Noisey Staff

Noisey Staff

Last year, the East Atlanta Santa released The Autobiography of Gucci Mane, an unbelievable tale of his journey as a pioneer of trap music, while fighting a lean addiction and a number of incarcerations. Gucci isn't new to the silver screen after playing himself in 2013's Spring Breakers, and this time his rumoured return to feature films is for the film adaptation of his New York Times best-seller.

With Paramount Players and Imagine Entertainment launching a development deal for rights to his story, we've gone through the trouble of casting the entire movie in advance.

Caleb McLaughlin as Teen Gucci

Mehki Phifer as 2000s Gucci

Chadwick Boseman as Post-Jail Gucci

Chad Boseman is already the reigning king of biopics after playing Jackie Robinson and James Brown. Let's add Guwop to that list.

Mo'Nique as Vicky, Mama Gucci

Jason Mitchell as Throwback, Gucci's Brother

Jason Mitchell knocked it out of the park as Eazy E in Straight Outta Compton. Playing Throwback should be light work.

Bokeem Woodbine as Coach K

This is how Bokeem finally gets his Oscar.

Kevin Hart as Zaytoven

Faizon Love as Big Cat

Evan Ross as OJ Da Juiceman

AYE!!

Michael Ealy as Waka Flocka Flame

Larenz Tate as Young Scooter

Joseph Sikora as DJ Drama

Anthony Anderson as Shawty Lo

Blacc Chyna as Nicki Minaj

Chyna was already a body double for Nicki in the "Monster" video, so she's basically a natural.

Steve Harris as Young Jeezy

T.D. Jakes as Rick Ross

God forgives, we don't.

Hologram of Slim Dunkin as Slim Dunkin

He can never be replaced.

Bow Wow as Soulja Boy

No, we're not joking.

Lakeith Stanfield as 2Chainz

Meryl Streep as Future

Have you ever seen Meryl Streep and Future in the same room? Neither have we.

Ashton Sanders as Young Thug

He's already got to the Oscars for Moonlight. Why not get slimey?

Brian Pumper as Mike Will Made It

Again, not joking.

Vince Vaughn as Harmony Korine

Jared Leto as Marilyn Manson

Just imagine the method acting techniques he'd apply here.

Michael Rapaport as Todd Moscowitz

Zendaya as Keyshia Ka'Oir

Daniel Kaluuya as Chief Keef

Waka Flocka Flame as Deb Antney

Why not keep it in the family?

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This article originally appeared on Noisey US.