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Jesus Boyz: The New Mixtape From Propr Boyz

Maybe one of the most sacrilegious albums of all time. Still, Jesus is a fan.

Straight from the City of God, Rubenslikk and Mike Dece—aka Propr Boyz—just released a new mixtape entitled Jesus Boyz, and we're gonna say it first: this one changes everything. Where religion in rap was once relegated to Three Six Mafia conspiracies, offhand Lupe Fias-quotes, and really bad tattoos, the brains behind super-hits like "Slap a Fat Bitch" and "$MD" are back with 16 all-new anthems to scream at unsuspecting plebeians, and a theosophical ideology to boot. Seriously.

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With genuinely unforgettable lines like "Bust a fiery nut, then she called me Jizz Boss," and "Prostitution is my life, bitch, I'm Jesus Christ," we realized we were so far past the "no-no's & unmentionables" category, we might need to say a few Hail Marys. Instead, we hit up Mike Dece to find out what the fervor's all about.

Noisey: Barring GWAR, most black metal, and the Dead Kennedys, this might be one of the most sacrilegious albums of all time. Are you proud of yourselves?
Mike Dece: Yes, we are incredibly proud of our masterpiece. It's not sacrilegious from our point of view, we actually believe it is a very spiritual album.

What would Jesus say?
Jesus most definitely enjoyed the album.

"You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name." - Exodus 20:7. Any thoughts, Mike Dece?
"FUCK you asshole I am GOD" - Jesus Christ

Are you sorry?
We are not sorry. We are Christly. We believe everyone has God inside of them and that we are all the Gods of our own lives. We are solely exalting our own inner gods.

What are you gonna do in Hell?
I'm not going to hell, I'm too Christmob.

You heard it here. On the real though, the album is totally sweet and totally free, and it really does take hip hop into wholly uncharted territory. You should download HERE. As they say, "In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti…"

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