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Drake’s Weight Gain Shocker! Rapper Packs on 100 Pounds

Friends are concerned! "I can't stand to see him live this way!"

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Looks like Drake’s weight just went from zero to 100 real quick! The Toronto rapper and former child star typically clocks in at around 170 lbs, but blew up to a SHOCKING 270 lbs this week. How? Apparently, on one of his frequent trips to the gym, he was holding two 50-pound dumbbells which accounted for the extra 100 pounds, pushing him up to the 270 mark. Wow! He then went through a remarkable and sudden weight loss by putting them down. Trainers hate him. Doctors are baffled by this one weird trick. Would you like to lose 100 pounds and get SHREDDED ABS today? My aunt Carol makes $20000/month working from home. Add inches to your member and give her a BIGGER PACKAGE this Valentine’s Day. Firm erections! Click here!