The DOs & DON'Ts Issue
Grimewatch
Question: What are all the major labels doing wasting our time with Shystie? Did you see her on the cover of the Telegraph?
Big Green Blister
It's tough being gay - especially when you live in Derby. Just talk to Brooks about it.
Tidbits
Sometimes, when you don't want to talk about money or free stuff or whose son's a dentist, it's nice to be able to go to Chinatown, buy a packet of this and just talk to a Jew.
Electric Independence
So Sónar was fun this year. Well it always is, in Barcelona. The more times you go, the more people you meet, the more you socialise and the fewer bands and DJs and installations and films and Final Scratch demonstrations you investigate.
Drink Fight Fuck
Towers Of London are these five obnoxious hair metal guys who sound like a fucked up version of GG Allin, Skrewdriver and Motley Crüe.
How to Not Care
There's an ultra-cool alternate universe where nobody is a cheesedick and tough-as-fuck dudes get together to do stuff like "break things" and "rule."
The VICE Guide to Everything
What the fuck is the matter with people these days? They're walking around, wearing sandals, not paying for shit and talking about their dreams.
Pockets Dumb Fat
LAs per usual, Jadakiss knows what's up, and he knew that shit a couple of years before the rest of us.
How to Grow Up in Long Beach
Ten years after its release, it's time to officially recognize Warren G's "Regulate" as hands-down one of the finest moments in music history.
I Want My Dvds
FIGHTS: A BARE KNUCKLE VIDEOI love Ultimate Fighting Challenge, but those professional dudes have nothing on these idiot amateurs who beat the shit out of each other in schoolyards and car parkS
Tidbits
Sometimes, when you don't want to talk about money or free stuff or whose son's a dentist, it's nice to be able to go to Chinatown, buy a packet of this and just talk to a Jew.