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The Men Who Wear the Same Underwear For an Entire Week
Apparently, one in five men actually do this?!
A Short List of ‘Fun Facts’ Dr. Karl Has Taught Me Against My Will
Until 2022, I had never heard of a “Dr. Karl”. Nor had I considered the concept of “poo particles”, or contemplated the existence of “cubical poo”.
Goop 'Luxury Diaper' Is, Of Course, a Poorly-Timed PR Stunt
Meant to raise awareness about the “luxury diaper tax,” it mostly just raised awareness about how any idiotic Goop product could very well be real.
You Can Earn This Digital Currency Literally by Taking a Shit
Holders of this shitcoin can use it to shop online, buy a coffee, and even see a doctor.
Man Accused of Raping Two Minors Shits Himself in Court
He refused to change his clothes, stinking up the whole courtroom.
Toilet Selfies Are Becoming a Pre-Wedding Ritual in Madhya Pradesh
Under a new government scheme, brides from economically backward sections are eligible to get Rs 51,000 if they can prove the groom's house has a toilet before the wedding.
This Hong Kong Woman’s Constipation May Have Caused Amnesia
The woman reportedly strained so hard on the toilet that she temporarily lost memories from the last decade.
The Guy Who Forced Taiwanese Flight Attendants to Wipe His Ass Is Dead
The world's most difficult airline passenger passed away in Thailand.
Bomb Threat Was Actually Just Man Announcing He Had to Drop a Dirty Dump
The Kansas man told two men in a Home Depot bathroom “y’all need to get out of here because I’m fixing to blow it up.”
National Parks Have a Poop Crisis on Their Hands Thanks to Trump's Shutdown
Port-a-potties are overflowing and people are just dropping deuces on the side of the road, apparently.
Retail Workers Tell Us Their Holiday Horror Stories
Escaped snakes, Black Friday brawls, and yes, literal shit.
Man Arrested for Threatening to 'Blow Up Restaurant' Says He Just Wanted to Take a Dump
Huge poo, or threat of domestic terrorism?