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I Dragged My Parents to a Penis Museum, and It Bored Them to Tears
Mom abandoned the tour and started knitting.
Hey Video Games, What’s the Problem with Dicks?
Thankfully, developers are finally overcoming an aversion to nobs, with a handful of titles now providing wobbly wang fun and frolics.
The Stone Dicks of Fire Island's Belvedere Hotel
Sexy and sad statues and portraits of young men cover the halls of Fire Island's most notorious, clothing-optional luxury hotel.
A Brief History of Men Getting Their Dicks Chopped Off, and How You Can Avoid It
Since time immemorial, guys have been getting their penises guillotined. Here's a brief recap.
Someone Finally Made a Condom for Your Gigantic Penis
I talked to a representative from the UK company TheyFit about problems well-endowed men have with condoms and why the US lags behind Europe in providing jimmy hats for girthy dudes.
Did You Know 98 Degrees Have a New Song about How Their Penises are Microphones?
Nick Lachey picks up the phone, pausing briefly as a wispy, nostalgic memory of Jessica transports him momentarily back to a more innocent time, and calls up those other dudes who were also in the band. “Dudes,” he says, “We totally need to get the band b
Hanging Out in Hotels, Naked
Jesse Pollock has spent a lot of time getting naked in hotels recently. His new book about it came out in April and we only recently discovered it, because we are stupid.
Question of the Day - Should We Be Allowed to See Prince Harry's Penis?
Young Prince Harry went out for a big one this week. He met some chicks, had a party, his clothes fell off. And now everyone is somehow shocked that a girl he met in Vegas had the audacity to leak nudey pics of him in the buff. What do you think...
What Do You Call Your Vagina or Penis?
People don’t like to say “penis” or “vagina” for some reason, even—or especially—when they’re talking about penises and vaginas.