Open Letters
Bring Back Late of The Pier!
They were once described as “music to have asthma to”. The last time I checked, alt-J were described as “quite nice”.
Sexx Money's Open Letter to Miley Cyrus
Everyone's writing open letters to Miley Cyrus, even prison inmates like Sexx Money—he might get his pop culture news way later than everyone else, but he wants everyone to know how much he loves Miley.
Dear Watain, Thank You for Being the Best Band Ever
Imagine Led Zeppelin, except imagine a Led Zeppelin you actually want to listen to.
Dear Sufjan: A Copy Editor Corrects Sufjan Stevens's Open Letter to Miley Cyrus
Singer-songwriter Sufjan Stevens wrote an open letter to Miley Cyrus, correcting the grammar in her new song, "#GetItRight." A VICE editor has copy-edited and corrected Sufjan's letter. She also suggests some reading he might enjoy.
An Open Letter to the Guy I Went on Two Dates with and Blew Off
The first time we met, for two seconds at a party, I already suspected I wouldn’t be attracted to you. I remember thinking, His head looks really, really heavy. You have a large head. Also, you suck at boobplay.
Come Back and Claim Thatcher's Throne, Louise Mensch
It's time you stopped going nuts in New York and did what you were born to do.
An Open Letter to Anyone Thinking of Getting Their Labia Sliced Off
Don't let the world make you feel so damn unpretty.