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Double Or Quits: The Glorious Cliche Of The Relegation ‘Six-Pointer’
With struggling Stoke hosting shabby Sunderland this weekend, the first relegation ‘six-pointer’ of the season is on its way. Here, we explore the psychology of the old cliche, and remember some of the best six-pointers in recent memory.
Shelvey, Pato, Pol Lirola: Vice Sports UK Goals of the Week
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s some extremely shareable content, centred on some fantastic goals!
Schteve Enrols At Manchester Met: Imagining Freshers’ Week With Steve McClaren
Steve McClaren is about to start a sporting directorship course at Manchester Metropolitan, and the British education system is never going to be the same again.
Rating Statues of Footballers Purely On Artistic Merit
With Alan Shearer’s new statue at Newcastle being widely compared to Dale Winton, we have decided to rate football’s most famous sculptures on artistic merit alone.
Griffiths, Gayle and Arda Turan: Goals of the Week
Goals are football's most crucial ingredient, without which the sport would lose all flavour. Without further ado, let us behold the best goals of the past week and revel in their absolute deliciousness.
Charlton Season Ticket Holders of Up To 50 Years Explain Why They Won’t Be Renewing
If you want to understand the appalling cost of bad ownership in football, then look no further.
St. Totteringham and His Healing Hands: The Premier League Review
As we lament the last day of the season, we can at least take solace in Spurs doing a Spurs and all the banter about bomb scares.
The End is Here: This Weekend In The Premier League
The curtain falls on another Premier League season, the applause dies away, and we are left alone in the auditorium of solitude.
In Saving Sunderland From Relegation, Big Sam Has Gone Absolutely Supermassive
Against all the odds, Big Sam has salvaged Sunderland's season. Take that Newcastle, you fookin' ingrates.
Two Geordies Just Got Arrested for Toplessly Protesting 'Paedos' on a Bridge
Today, two men took a stand. Today, two men have had enough.
Inside the Hotel Restaurant That Could Win Back Manchester’s Michelin Star
London has 80 Michelin-starred restaurants, Birmingham five, but Manchester? Zero. Chef Simon Rogan aims to change all that by winning hotel restaurant The French back the star it was stripped of in 2007 with a new kind of fine dining.