Joe Goodman
This Man Got Caught Smuggling an Egg McMuffin into a Prison
A London man tried to get a package including bottle of vodka, a wrap of cocaine, a knife, and a breakfast sandwich into a cell window.
Eight Things Worth the Same Amount as Candy Crush
King Digital Entertainment—the company behind Candy Crush—is being sold to Activision Blizzard for $5.9 billion. Here's what else you could buy with that cash.
Orwell's Orwellian Estate Is Allegedly Trying to Stop People from Using the Number '1984'
It's just like the book! Sort of!
A New Poll of Police and Ambulance Staff Shows Why the UK Can't Be Trusted to Drink Responsibly
Around 35 percent of ambulance journeys are somehow related to alcohol.
We Asked an Expert What Would Happen If the UK Decriminalized All Drugs
The UN was apparently about to release a report advising exactly that this week before suddenly changing its mind.
Is the United Nations About to Call for the Decriminalization of All Drugs?
Richard Branson just posted an embargoed document from the UN Office on Drugs and Crime that urges governments to ease off on the prosecution and imprisonment of drug users.
Graffiti Artists Managed to Sneak the Phrase 'Homeland Is Racist' onto This Week’s Episode
Also "Homeland is watermelon."
Great News: A New Study Says Sitting Down All Day Won't Kill You
A new study says you can sit your ass off and you won't die any sooner than that smug dick with the standing desk.
'Creamer' Is an Art-School Mag with Trashy Ambitions
We talked to the women behind it about fun, art, and why they're not calling themselves a feminist zine.
The UK Is the Best Place in the World to Die, Says New Study
It's the second time in five years that the UK's end-of-life care has been recognized as the best in the world.
Beatbox Flutist Azeem Ward Is a Living Internet Meme
For a week or so, Ward was a true internet icon, with over 50,000 people tuning into a livestream of his flute recital. But what happens when the buzz starts to die?
All the Weird Shit I Saw at This Year's Stonehenge Summer Solstice
A boy in a panda hat doing NOS balloons, couples fingering each other in sleeping bags, and a strange tent-human hybrid.