Dos & Don'ts
Holy Fuck!
When he was 29, Jesus wrote The Bible because he knew it would get him laid. Guess what--it worked.
Dos & Don'ts
As Four and all those faggy fashion designers can experiment all they want. Nobody can compete with the kind of creativity billions of shrill voices screaming into your ears can provide.
100 Extra Dos & Don'ts
Had enough? No? OK, let's get The Onion's Amie Barrodale to pump out 100 more.
Dos and Don'ts of Photography
The only thing you will learn from four years of college photo classes is what not to do.
Dos & Don'ts Greatest Hits
Dude is just chilling. He's unflappable. You could be like, "Humpty, what if nobody shows up to our party?" and he'd be all, "Don't worry about it, doood."
Dos & Don'ts
What do you do for a living? "Oh, I own a demolition company that uses the lyrics from 'War Pigs' as its motto."
Dos & Don'ts
And we thought last month's "Paki Wearing a Skrewdriver Belt Buckle" was as good as it gets.