Coachella 2014
Coachella Day One: SPRING BREAK BITCHES!
Coachella is strewn half-naked bodies, everyone’s excavating each other's tonsils, they're daggering to no music, they’re wearing t-shirts that say “Wild Child” and “America Fuck Yeah.”
Win 2 VIP Tickets to Forever 21's Coachella Party This Saturday
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The Basic Bitches' Guide to Coachella 2014
If you’re a basic bitch, you LITERALLY LIVE for Coachella. Basic bitches love music, but they love music festivals even more because DRUNK! SUN! INSTAGRAM! AND DANCING!
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