bulls
On Bulls, Bullies, and Brawlers
Technique is an enormous part of the fight game, but we often undersell the psychological value of the first blow. We take a look at bulls, bullies, and the advantage of hitting hard and hitting first.
Jimmy Butler Buys Custom-Made Boombox Fish Tank
One fish, two fish, red fish—ah, this whole thing is ridiculous.
California Has the Most Peaceful Bullfights on Earth
Here, the bullfighting is bloodless. Bulls wear a Velcro patch on their shoulders while men on horseback try to tag them with Velcro-tipped darts.
Find My iCow: Ranchers Are Using Smartphones to Battle Cattle Theft
With cattle prices currently at a record high in the US, methane-belching cows remain highly desirable to rustlers looking to make a buck—and special rangers tasked with investigating livestock theft are using their smartphones for guidance.
It's Time for Women to Rethink Naked Protests
At a recent protest against the Pamplona bull run, a British woman used her boobs to draw attention to animal rights. But when the cause is totally unrelated to gender equality, is getting your nipples out actually counter-productive?
Why Matadors Won't Eat Before a Bullfight
Like bee stings to their keepers, incidental gorings come with the job of being a matador. But even though they are fond of Spanish ham and Manzanilla sherry, they keep their stomachs empty before a fight.
What I Learned About Style From Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé's Video for "Feeling Myself"
This video makes Bey and Gaga's “Telephone” look like a 4 AM infomercial for laser hemorrhoid removal.
An Indian State Is Now Keeping Mugshots of the Area’s Cows
The police department of a mid-sized Indian city will soon boast quite a collection of images of handsome bulls and shapely cows. Maybe officers there are trying to start a local offshoot of Tinder for horny cows.
There's Now a Tinder for Horny Cows
Thanks to the wonders of the internet, it’s not just vegans, tattoo lovers, and gamers that have their own dedicated dating sites; now French bulls and cows have one, too.
I Ran with the Bulls in Strathmore, Alberta
The Strathmore Stampede hosts Canada's only "running of the bulls," contest, featuring 80 amateur participants. The competitor with the gutsiest "style" wins $1,000. We fearlessly decided to participate this year.
I Spent a Day Riding Shotgun in a Cum Delivery Truck
The concept of the traveling animal-jizz wagon is really quite simple: The operator takes cow semen orders and drops them off, occasionally doing the breeding himself—“anywhere from a wrist to your shoulder" is how far you have to stick your hand...