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An Angry British Virgin Was Found Guilty of Attempted Murder After Stabbing Three Women
All of his victims survived, making it easy for cops to nab the "Tomb Raider" fan.
A Pessimist's Guide to British Prime Minister David Cameron's Big Speech
A man who's spent his term in government enacting policies that have hurt the poor, young, and vulnerable is now patting all of those people on the head and going, “Just kidding, mate.”
We Got Some Strangers Who Aren't Models to Undress Each Other
Last week, an arty video of polite people taking each other's clothes off got tens of millions of views. It didn't go quite as nuts as the one where people kiss, but we thought it'd be fun to make our own version of it anyway.
On Patrol with North London's Orthodox Jewish Crime Fighters
Shomrim (Hebrew for "guards") is on call 24 hours a day. Every day it gets 11 to 15 calls, but more just after the sabbath, when there's a backlog due to people reporting incidents they had witnessed the previous day when they couldn't use the phone.
Our E-Cigarettes Are Going to Melt Our Faces and Burn Our Houses Down
Long-term studies on the health effects of vaping haven't been completed, and you know what else hasn't been studied? Whether they've been programmed by al Qaeda to explode all over our old people.