Aberdeen
Aberdeen Is a Paradise
It's a city full of angels in miniskirts walking the streets barefoot in the cold, stepping in puddles of puke and blood. Who knows if they're having fun, but at least the seagulls have plenty to eat if they, too, get the munchies.
Kurt Cobain to Be Honored by Hometown with Totally Creepy Crying Statue
Pretty positive he would've hated this.
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