Lucy Hancock
Your Awful Eating Habits Are Giving Away Your Sex Game
Have you ever watched a member of the opposite sex meticulously rinse an apple and fantasised about what those hands would feel like on your body? Probably not.
Your Awful Eating Habits Are Giving Away Your Sex Game
Have you ever watched a member of the opposite sex meticulously rinse an apple and fantasised about what those hands would feel like on your body? Probably not.
I Went to BHS the Day it Closed Down and Saw the Corpse of the British High Street
After 88 years, the department store chain has shut down for good. But, apart from 'Sir Philip Green loves yachts', what can we learn from its demise?
What I Learned from a Sunday Spent at an Indoor Sex Market
Disembodied vaginas, men dressed as puppies, and cut-price inflatable penises—the world's largest sexual health and lifestyle exhibition had it all.
A Girl's Guide to Flirting with Boys
There is no such thing as being "good at flirting," for it is something all humans are inherently terrible at. But here are a few pointers to help you navigate an otherwise terrifying thing.
How to Avoid Having a Shit Time at Carnival (A Guide for Carnival Virgins)
Some tips on how to make sure you don't get lost, crushed, ripped off, mugged, arrested or covered in your own piss.
Why Is Tinder Trying So Hard to Kill Its Own Boner?
It's still desperately trying to tell us it's not a hook-up app.
London’s New 'Alcohol-Free Cocktail Bar' Is Not a Bar
Juicing is not a conversation. Almonds are not a way of life. And Redemption, a West London bar serving mocktails and "sugar, dairy, wheat, and meat-free" food is not a bar.
Looking for Love with London's Horny One-Percenters at an 'Elite Dating' Night
A bunch of rich people in a room, all trying to flirt with one another. And me...?
Food Hacks Are for Assholes
Are we really such a feckless generation we can't get it together to use an oven? Have you ever actually tried to make a quiche in a mug? It's the kind of microwave abomination that wafts under your bedroom door and clings to your hair while you sleep.
A Straight Girl's Guide to Being Single and Happy
Being a single, straight female isn't all about wiping away gin tears and screaming into the darkness.
What It's Like to Go to an Elite Private School in the London Suburbs
My attempts to ascend the British class system were less like climbing a ladder and more like walking under one and getting crushed by it.