A. Wolfe
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Long-Distance Lovers
“Why let distance tear us apart when our crippling insecurities can take care of that?”
Eurovision 2012: Like Being in a Mint Commercial With Props Donated by Drug Dealers
Writhing on the floor covered in laser beams.
Writer A. Wolfe and Musician Tim Fite Are (Not Really) Getting Married
Tim Fite makes music exposing the violent truths of koala bears.
An Earnest Exploration into the Musical Merit of Jazz Wolf
Perhaps Jazz Wolf is code for Get The Fuck Out of Here? It is for me.
Blow Up the Audience
Inflatable Crowd's custom-made blow-up people have been clothed, wigged, and masked for more than 80 major films.
'Tommy' Is Way More Disturbing Than You Remember
Rape rock probably isn't an appropriate term, right?
The Making of a Modern Rock Opera
The only time you can sing the word “regicide” in successive harmonies.
Submerged in Sammy
Judging by the look of utter confusion on most people’s faces when I make a Sammy Hagar joke, I’m fairly certain that most folks under the age of 30 don’t know shit about the “Red Rocker.”