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Meeting the Geniuses of London Fashion Week

"HIV is definitely the most fashionable STI... because of all the glamorous media coverage."

Everyone knows that fans of fashion are among the most enlightened, worldly people to generously lend their poise and grace to planet Earth. Their opinions are enthralling, their insight profound and their intellect unmatched. Spending a good portion of your life mindlessly trawling through fashion blogs clearly frees up a load of time to learn the entire works of Foucault and Sartre, or something.

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Because of that, we went down to London Fashion Week and asked people some big, existential questions about stuff that really matters, like "Would you rather have scabies or lice?" and "Which STI is the most high fashion?" Look, here they are answering those questions.

More LFW to quench your passion for fashion:

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