I toyed with the idea of letting this one slide because if there’s nothing Miley Cyrus needs more of, it’s press attention. But fuck it, eh? We just love to hate too much. The latest part of her relentless campaign to melt the collective brain of the universe is the release of four potential album covers for the “deluxe” edition of Bangerz. God Miley, you treat us so right. Fans can vote on which will make the cover on her Facebook, which if nothing else is an exercise in separating the paedophiles from the girls who wear Comme Des Fuckdown beanie hats. Which one is your least fave? Can you guess which ours is? (Clue: all of them)Number One: “Innocent purveyor of 80s luxe glam”This one’s pretty mysterious. Face half in darkness, it presents the essence of Miley’s kampf as an ex Disney princess who must shade the dark secrets that come from having Billy Ray Cyrus as a father. How do those dead roses smell Miley?Number Two: “Precariously leaning on an invisible chair”It would be really unfair to say the outfit looks like it's been dragged off the corpse of a Miami red light district homicide victim. But I'm gonna do it any way! Is this deliberate? Perhaps it's another attempt to showcase how reappropriating trailer trash can be an accessible style choice for all tweens? Only you know Miley. Only you.Number Three: “Chef trouser chic”Kinda missing her yeast infection tongue, TBH.Number Four: “NAKED AGAIN, LOL”It’s the smarmy “LMAO, do I give a fuck that I’m naked again” look in her eyes that really takes the biscuit. Then again it's become abundantly clear that listlessly staring at Miley's underboob can be added to not flinching at 2 Girls 1 Cup and murdering hookers on GTA to the list of things we've become completely desensitised to, so may as well give the bitch a chance and #VoteNaked?Follow Tamara on Twitter: @tamararoper
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