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And so we have a maverick. Consider this man, shitting in a supermarket in Russia the other week, a moment captured and made crystalline forever by CCTV – yes we all think CCTV on the whole is bad, listen we've all read Nineteen Eighty-Four, yes yes, but sometimes, like moments like this, when a man shits down the sides of his shorts on the floor of a supermarket in Russia, sometimes it justifies itself – and know that you are looking at an artist. This dude sees your norms, your laws, your accepted ways of shitting on the floor of a supermarket, and he laughs at them. He flips them all up on their head.This dude just shat down the side of his shorts and plopped those little things out onto the floor of the supermarket like they were warm unwanted pears.Suppose shitting in a supermarket can roughly be split into three distinct acts – sort of like a play! – all of which are demonstrated near-perfectly above video. Let's start with the opening act:
1. SHITTING IN A SUPERMARKET
2. TRY AND BE DISCREET ABOUT IT
3. WIPIN' ON UP!
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