If he weren't such an unrepentant piece of human filth, Greg Hardy would be kind of funny. In the time since he was FOUND GUILTY OF BEATING THE EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF HIS THEN GIRLFRIEND, Greg Hardy has released a rap video full of strippers, guns, and bullets; sneeringly objectified and behaved like a lecherous predator when talking about Gisele Bundchen in his very first public comments since beating the ever-loving shit out of his then girlfriend; attacked a coach and fought his teammates in full view of the world; and now he's professed his innocence for crimes he was convicted of by briefly updating his Twitter bio.Here's the thing, Greg: since you are an unrepentant piece of human filth, you are in fact not funny. You are either a sociopath, a fucking asshole, or the dumbest person on the planet. Possibly all three! "Innocent until proven guilty" is phrase that deals with the burden of proof in a criminal trial. It means the prosecution has the burden to prove a defendant's guilt. Guess what happened in your court case in North Carolina? You were found guilty. Do you know how we know that? Because you appealed the decision. You were literally innocent until proven guilty. Then you got off on a technicality and have been enabled by dirtbags ever since.He's changed it now, but this was Greg Hardy's Twitter bio earlier this morning. pic.twitter.com/ojLQvlYaID
— Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) November 11, 2015
That should do the trick.UPDATE: Greg Hardy's Twitter name is now Machiavelli Kraken. If you remember your high school European history, Machiavelli is most known for his political treatise The Prince, where he famously argued that even the most evil deeds are justified if they serve a greater purpose. And he's retweeting all of his supporters. So, message received.The Cowboys talked to Greg Hardy about his Twitter bio change. It's the fourth time they have addressed something with Hardy.
— Charean Williams (@NFLCharean) November 11, 2015