Jimmy Kimmel's attempt to solve the great Deflategate mystery devolved in predictable fashion: a bunch of famous dudes busting out rather on-point Boston Bro stereotypes that take a hard left into full-blown homoeroticism. Don't take our word for it and please do watch Matt Damon go into detail on the beauty of Brady's piercing blue eyes and full, luscious lips. To be fair, Brady is a rather handsome fellow, but here at VICE Sports there is only one man who is first in our collective heart: Marshawn Lynch.