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What is living in London like? Hell. Here’s proof, beyond all doubt, that renting in London is a nightmare.
Where is it? Belvedere, near Erith. Do not ask me “what is there to do locally” in Belvedere, because I have just now learned that a section of London called Belvedere exists. There is no way of me knowing wha—
What is there to do locally? My side-theory is that there are certain zones of London which, for whatever reason, are really hard to get to, even with the dense and multi-faceted public transport network we have here. I call these liminal areas “trickshots” – you can never get to them directly, you always have to overshoot on a train then travel back on yourself on a bus; you always need to get on the DLR for exactly one stop, for some reason, because not doing that means navigating a strange concrete space where you have to cross a bridge; you always find yourself walking up a really long residential hill; 45 minutes late to wherever it is you said you were going, you’re on a single-decker bus going down a long traffic-less road lined with greenery. This happened to me once when I went to Charlton, and I went to Charlton from a starting position of already being in south London, so getting to Charlton should have been quite simple, but for some reason I ended up crossing a really wide park by foot and got lost down a road with thin pavements and no other pedestrians on it until, desperate, I bought a sandwich from a petrol station and sat outside it, visibly upset. You think your life has reached a low and then you find yourself eating a plain cheese sandwich on the floor in Charlton, phone battery dying, lost and confused, and you realise: this city is a harsh metropolis. It is not designed for people to live in it. I feel like if you made me go to Belvedere right now I’d have to take seven modes of transport and I’d end the day handing myself in at the local police station for assistance.
Alright, how much are they asking? £892 pcm. You are right in thinking: ‘That is above the average price currently being charged for a nice place, let alone a crappy studio.’ You are even more correct in thinking: ‘Fucking hell that is a lot to pay to live in Belvedere.’ Eight-hundred! And ninety-two pounds! Per month! Per calendar month!
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