It's not 100% clear why 65-year-old short shorts enthusiast Richard Simmons just posted a quick video of himself wearing metal makeup on Facebook. And clocking in at only 11 seconds, it raises more questions than it answers. (Please, god, let there be a forthcoming Sweating to Black Metal video.) But, well, here it is…(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));Post by Richard Simmons.