This article originally appeared on Noisey UK.Got debt? Forget Cash 4 Gold, selling your Persian rug on Craigslist, or eating canned tuna for dinner for three weeks—just holler at Taylor Swift and she’ll send a fat check in the mail, no questions asked.That is exactly what happened for ultra Swift stan Rebekah Bortnicker on Monday when a massive box arrived at her house, apparently sent by T-Swizzle, containing jewellery, photos, a painting and a cheque for $1,989 (get it?) to help with “paying those student loans.”A photo posted by Rebekah (@xrebekahx) on Jan 12, 2015 at 7:41pm PST
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At least we now have proof that Taylor Swift is, in fact, a real person, capable of paintings and handwritten cards, and not an android from North Korea aimed to seize the attention of the entire planet before releasing a single that is just three minutes of the brown sound, which goes number one in Europe and America, and makes the Western world shit itself relentlessly until the economy understandably crashes.Rebekah has uploaded a video of her opening all the legitimate Swift gifts on YouTube. It’s seven minutes long, so feel free to skip along, or watch the whole thing if you’d like to see a kid attempt to negotiate bubble wrap while suffering ecstatic breathing fits.Follow Joe on Twitter: @cide_benengeliA photo posted by Rebekah (@xrebekahx) on Jan 12, 2015 at 7:25pm PST