Track reviews are boring. They need to be shorter, more interesting, and you shouldn't have to click around a bunch to find them. Which is why from now on we'll be posting all of our track reviews at once. In haiku form. Today we're talking about new singles and videos from Freddie Gibbs, Ethernet, and fucking Dido.
Gangsta Gibbs steals girls,
Tracks. You thought this was gonna
Suck? Au contraire, dogg.Dido Feat. Kendrick Lamar - "Let Us Move On"
Fuck this shit. Fuck this
Shit. Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit. Fuck this.
Would have liked this more
If they'd called it "Ethernet -
'Connection.'" Sorry.Big Sean Feat. French Montana - "Mula"
He's hanging from a
Chandelier wearing leather
Pants. He does coke, right?
New Mob's cool, I guess?
It's just eighteen songs in one.
Cee-Lo jumped the shark.
Safe-Pick Song Of The
Year redone with more drums. Still
Tenaciously fine.Shawty Lo Feat. Cash Out - New Money
Good news: Cash Out has
A good, non-eponymous
Song. Still money-themed.
Freddie Gibbs Feat. Slick Pulla - "Where Have You Been"
Gangsta Gibbs steals girls,
Tracks. You thought this was gonna
Suck? Au contraire, dogg.
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Fuck this shit. Fuck this
Shit. Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit. Fuck this.
Ethernet - "Correction"
Would have liked this more
If they'd called it "Ethernet -
'Connection.'" Sorry.Big Sean Feat. French Montana - "Mula"
He's hanging from a
Chandelier wearing leather
Pants. He does coke, right?
Goodie Mob - "I'm Set"
New Mob's cool, I guess?
It's just eighteen songs in one.
Cee-Lo jumped the shark.
Sky Ferreira - "Everything Is Embarrassing" (Unknown Mortal Orchestra Remix)
Safe-Pick Song Of The
Year redone with more drums. Still
Tenaciously fine.Shawty Lo Feat. Cash Out - New Money
Good news: Cash Out has
A good, non-eponymous
Song. Still money-themed.