There was nothing political about it, either, he said. "The snow dick was not meant to be disrespectful to anyone. It was just for fun."Of course it was meant to be fun—when life gives you a blizzard, you make a dick. Snow rods belong to a venerable tradition of phallic, site-specific sculpture. What makes a better Instagram post than a little snow beej, a throbbing snow erection, or a snow cock that's peeing out little snowflakes?Below is a brief roundup of some of the best examples of frozen dicks that exist online. Take note, and try to top them next time it snows in your town.Freezing my balls off out here. Literally, they're gone.
— Texas Tech Snow Dick (@TechSnowDick)January 24, 2015
There is a giant snow penis outside my hall how am I supposed to react to this? Y — Natalia (@StupidityGalore)January 25, 2015
My brother and his friend made this wonderful snow penis today:) — preston (@P_stones)December 14, 2014
Staying Classy — Elliott R Plack (@talllguy)February 13, 2014
The Snow Penis Collage — Ibbs (@Captain_Ihab)February 25, 2013
Just incase anyone wanted to know what an 8 foot snow penis looks like. GROW UP JUSTIN — Justin Delhotal (@Delblackout)February 28, 2013
Return of the snow penis at 621 — Bethany Freese (@bethanyfreese)April 11, 2013
Follow Peter Lawrence Kane on Twitter.Praise the penis All hail snow penis Let us merry round and sing the song of our people. — reckless (@EvilArtistplz)November 14, 2014