Hello Kitty is 35 this month. The fact that this is even a point of discussion to anyone shows how much people really like that cat. In fact, last year the Taiwanese even opened a Hello Kittymaternity hospital. Yes, the whole Kawaii thing is as cliched as a burlesque dancer empowering strippers, but the fact that Hello Kitty survives so well shows just how childish everyone actually is. And there's more to her than just pencil cases.Hello PussyHello Kitty's Portuguese division even covered the lazy fashion shorthand for radical. Not everyone loves Kitty though; haters can log on toHello Kitty Hell(which seems to be hosted by a man whose hatred of his wife's HK obsession seems to have turned him into a sort of inverted HK obsessive). According to Darlene, a commenter on Hello Kitty Hell, "Everybody knows that Hello Kitty has a cute and lovable side and also a sexy side. This is obvious to everyone!" She continues, "There is a difference between sex and sexy and you don't have a clue what it is. All women want to be cute, but sometimes they also want to be sexy. Hello Kitty knows this and shows this to women so they can be both, too." Now you know why the people at Sanrio, HK's parent company, think the Hello Kitty vibrators are OK.Hello Kitty Rave Bloodfest's "infamous Boomboom." The scary thing is, if you get possibly the world's greatest men's fashion photographer and menswear's greatest stylist, Nicola Formichetti, Hello Kitty can look like a good, even beautiful idea. After a break, monochrome is back, and be warned, black-and-white photos in fashion magazines can make objects appear cooler than they really are. [caption id="attachment_5592" align="alignnone" width="378" caption="Ash Stymest shot by Hedi Slimane for Vogue Hommes Japan"][/caption]
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