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So wirst du Pick Up Artists im Club los

Pickup-Artists erklären oft, wie man Frauen aufreißt. Viel wichtiger ist aber: Wie wird man diese nervigen Typen wieder los?

Photo: Jan captain / Berlin Festival 2015

Bad Flirt attempts and sexual harassment are women in clubs now as important as the selfie from the DJ. However, it is particularly hard and strange when you meet a pickup artist who tries to make you his object of desire. Such types have sometimes very strange, but also very effective ways of getting a woman to bed.

The methods of a pickup artist (PUA), through emotional manipulation, often follow a given set of rules, that women are objectified on a scale from 1, a UGG (= Ugly Girl) to 10, a HB (= Hot Babe). If you've ever had a guy of this sort, you know that he's not so easy to get into the desert as the drunken guy who wants to buy you a drink and spit you awkwardly.

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To find out how you can get rid of the self-titled artists in the club, so that you can continue dancing, or at least have the opportunity to rip up real guys on white horses, we went to the search for the most effective methods that relaxed you Evening in the club guarantee.

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So we are deeply immersed in a forum for pickup artists to infiltrate the system from within. In addition to dark figures, the raptors dangerously close, we have also encountered the most common methods and studied them so far that we now know exactly what these pickup artists most likely repels. So if you want to go to the next time and do not really want to have sex with a pickup artist (except, that's your fetish, then you've got a good life)

Step 1: Recognize the pickup artist

Before you can get rid of a pickup artist, you must know how to recognize it, so as not to accidentally drive the man of your dreams. Basically, this is harder than you think, especially if the PUA already has a lot of experience in the Sargen. However, as the majority of the community is in the city during the day, such as the Alexanderplatz or the subway station, you often have less experienced representatives of these species in your nightlife. Sure, not every guy who is talking to you is a PUA, but if you encounter the following symptoms, you're probably dealing with one:

He compliments you and insults you at the same time. "Hey you have really nice hair … are they real?" (Negging)
He does so as if he were straight on. (False Takeaway) But what type goes into a club, charged 20 € entrance, but have to go then, before all people drunk or it is?
He tried to isolate you from your friends. "Shall we grab short fresh air?" (Obstacles rid)
He tries to get you into a position of active engagement. "How old I am? Well, as you can guess. "
If you mention your friend, he says directly something nice about him. He does so you position yourself against it, and your friend is bad because in your eyes.
Pay attention PUAs constantly called Indicators of Interest or Desience (IOI and IOD) that tell you whether or not you are interested in your body language, the fact that you move around the club to music and drink alcohol is often not included Can be so obsessed with these indicators that they put them above the verbal language: in countless of their guides you read headings like "No is not no" or "How can women communicate?"

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So in the best case, you should know a few IODs. Such as:

Step 2: Be boring or weird

So now you can try to be as bored or funny as possible by not giving whole sentences as an answer, simply turning away, or, if you dare, cry out loud: "WAAAAAS ?! I DO NOT WANT TO BUY A STAUBAUGER! "Another successful method is simply to start with the diarrhea that will probably plague you tomorrow after all the alcohol, and you can also explain what the so-called" bierschiss "is. All these things are considered as IODs in the pickup community.

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Step 3: Keep your Bitchshield up

If you are dealing with a guy of the highly imagined kind, it can also be that he misinterprets these IODs. These PUAs often think you're doing it just because you're doing a shittest with him: so you're checking to see if he really wants you and whether he's worth it. Maybe he also thinks you just keep your Bitchshield up. Because all women have a bitchshield in the public, especially close to the girlfriends, a setting that prevents them from being seen as a bitch before the companions.

In order to get rid of the PUA, you should keep your Bitchshield as high as possible, and at the same time to talk about very sloppy things with your girlfriends to pretend that you do not have a buck on him-even though you're a bitch. Otherwise the classic kick between the legs still helps.

Step 4: Avoid signals and movements of any kind

Because of their self-self-belief, many pickups assume that every woman is standing on them. This is why the IOIs are much more concerned. (You remember the Indicators of Interest.) So avoid playing around with your hair, keeping longer eye contact, scratching your palm, or taking the step that he has just made back If this is very difficult with loud music, in the dark under the influence of various substances. If the PUA notices that many of these signs are missing, he will usually leave you in peace. It is best not to move when a nervous person is standing in front of you. What works with the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, should also work with pickup artists. If not, it could be so strange, that any desire for sex with you anyway.

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January Captain / Berlin Festival 2015

Step 5: The Last Minute Resistance

OK, after your last weekend, you decided not to fall back on guys, but are you at home now? No problem, there are also ways out there. You can of course take the easy way, grab your things and just go. But where would the fun be when you not only savor the evening and fclose (the conclusion with sex), but also let him doubt his theories and procedures?

So drink his wine quietly, smoke his grass and eat his last pudding in the fridge. Just before the pickup artist wants to escalate, so you sleep with him, he goes out of an LMR (= Last Minute Resistance). This means that women often change at the last minute and still do not want sex. Of course, there are several approaches to avoid this. Hardliners take your hand and put them on their penis or simply go loose. As we had to learn in the forums, a no means no. A few PUAs assume that your body language can also say that you really need it. With these people you should get away as soon as possible and contact the police.

Step 6: Just cut it off!

However, such PUAs are very rare. More often it happens that the man then puts on his things and suddenly does something totally irrational - like eating a bowl of cereal - and ignoring you or saying things like, "Well, if you do not want me …" You need to be able to get it, you need to build up your desire, you understand, all you have to do now is grab your things, a short "thank you for understanding." You are like a big brother for me. Say and go. If you feel like it, you can still pee on the toothbrush.

This text has already been published in THUMP.

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