#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause I thought "Shake it Off" was Very Offensive to people with Parkinson's
— Greg (@treedoesstandup) 3. Juni 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause she gave me genital warts.
— Jon (@Haymaker710) 3. Juni 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause her dick was bigger than mine
— MustBeTheMeds (@MustBeTheMeds) 3. Juni 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause young metro didn't trust her
— el chico (@DoughboyDamien) June 4, 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause Kanye said @Beyonce deserves me… pic.twitter.com/cgkUX4Bdh8
— Brandon Offutt (@offutt_brandon) June 3, 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause she's got a big head
— Tim Kelly GMC (@TimKcomic) June 3, 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause she had the coldest most frigid feet in the world and she'd put them on mine. Gross.
— Justin (@MCCountChill) June 3, 2016