Survey On Sex at Festivals Reveals That People Are Boinking to All the Wrong Things

Who is sexing to Muse? Why? Wait, I don't want the answer.
Alex Robert Ross
festivals 2016

Day N Night Was a Disaster but It's Still Our Best New Rap Festival

A six-hour traffic jam, officers in riot gear, and reports of a gunman on site raised serious questions about personal space, but couldn't stop us from having a great time.
Paul Thompson
festivals 2016

Sundance Next Fest Is the Film and Music Anti-Festival You've Been Dreaming of

Think the Park City fest’s cool younger sibling, with a better record collection.
Frank Mojica
we saw this

We Saw Bon Iver Debut the New Record '22, A Million' with a Bunch of Wet Wisconsinites

Justin Vernon and company played the new record at his music festival Eaux Claires in the north woods. Mother Nature was even in attendance.
Katie Bain
festivals 2016

Festival Anti-Fashion Is the Best Fashion

Lollapalooza isn't fashionable; it's practical. And these were the hottest non-looks of the season.
Britt Julious
festivals 2016

Can You Find Love at a Music Festival?

Two sexy sweaty singles investigate.
Kim Taylor Bennett
Annalise Domenighini
the worst things of all time

Dad Attends Cosmic Festival of Electronic Music, Science, and Stargazing, Then Complains It Stank of Hella Weed

"I’m not stupid and could tell the smell a mile off," your dad told the Manchester Evening News.
Emma Garland

Finally, a UK Festival Has Offered Free Drug Testing

Over 80 substances were tested at Secret Garden Party this weekend, among which were anti-malaria tablets sold as ketamine and ammonium sulphate sold as MDMA.
Emma Garland

Perry Farrell, Lollapalooza Founder, Hates EDM, Wants a New Festival Without the Darned Thing

"I hate EDM. I want to vomit it out of my nostrils."
Alex Robert Ross
festivals 2016

Forget Crappy Sex in a Tent... Can You Find True Love at a Music Festival?

Away from Tinder's glacier of dick pics, could these outdoor conventions be the last hope in switching off and finding true love? I went to a festival's "Cupid's Singles Club" to find out.
Oobah Butler
festivals 2016

A 24-Hour Portrait of a Man at Glastonbury

We followed the same guy around the festival with a camera for 24 hours to document his search for hedonistic enlightenment. Here's what happened...
Ryan Bassil
Oobah Butler
festivals 2016

Here's All the Weird Shit We Saw at Glastonbury

​A visual dispatch from the festival where weird shit goes to die, only to be reborn again as even weirder shit.
Noisey Staff