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Premiere: DVS - "You Goddamn Right" (Prod. Hot Sugar)

Plus, DVS's guide to fall fashion.

The New York-based rap-man DVS is incapable of few things. His raps are faster and funnier than yours, his Twitter account is second only to Jaden Smith’s, and he dresses way better than you ever could. Which is why we’re super excited to unveil his new, Hot Sugar-produced track “You Goddamn Right” from his upcoming mixtape DVTV, but DVS was gracious enough to provide you pavement walkers with a guide to fall fashion, so you can stop looking like a wet ball of flannel and leather.

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DVS’ FALL FASHION GUIDE

Now that it’s fall, or “Summer’s Friend” if you want, you’ll find your life is maybe a little difficult. Like you can go to the beach if you want, but if everyone is being Halloween, I know you, you’re gonna get scared. As such, you’re gonna want to switch shit up. As a licensed and bonded style maven, I have received fashion compliments including but not limited to, “Yo, is that a shirt? OK,” and, “Do you have a cigarette? It’s raining.” That’s why I’m here to help. That and cause you’re fuckin up, man. We all be talking about it. Yeah even Geraldine. Well OK, maybe that’s what she told YOU. OK WHO YOU GONNA BELIEVE THOUGH?

1. Put your shoes on your feet where they go, idiot.

“What if I just put my shoes on a LITTLE? Or like on my hand?” Yo c’mon.

2. Dress for the job you want or have or some shit.

If President Obama puts on an ice cream salesman uniform, people are gonna be like, “This ice cream man is fuckin’ freakin’ me out, I don’t wanna buy any ice cream OR federal mandates now.” He could just go to K-Mart and get a President Obama costume for like ten bucks. Even if he got real small cause of a curse, they got childrens sizes so it’s whatever really.

3. Goin’ for a drive? Wear a car!

This is wild obvious but maybe you’re stupid. Iunno, its been awhile since we talked, anything can happen.

4. Clothes on fire? Chill out with that shit. That’s gonna screw em up.

5. Yo I SEE your shoe on your hand, guy. The fuck did I JUST say? You tryina waste my fuckin time here? I’m a busy man, don’t make me start over.

DVTV is coming sooner than you think. Find the tracklisting below.

1. Intro
2. Good Morning America (produced by Yuri Beats)
3. Tommorow Is Here
4. Money Train (produced by Bill Ding)
5. Charlie Chaplin (feat. Mae Whitman) (produced by Jesstrumentals)
6. Life Is A Gamble (produced by Jesstrumentals)
7. Do It To Death
8. It's Always Money In Krilladelphia (feat. Das Racist) (produced by
Steel Tipped Dove)
9. You Goddamn Right (produced by Hot Sugar)
10. Rich Regardless (skit)
11. Camo Remix (f. Weekend Money) (produced by Weekend Money)
12. Dangerous (produced by Yuri Beats)
13. Just What Happens (produced by Jesstrumentals)
14. Breathe Easy (feat. Majesty)
15. Sons Of Xanarchy (feat. Lakutis) (produced by Steel Tipped Dove)
16. DVNY
17. Invincible
18. Outro