Articles tagged "justin bieber"
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Awards Shows Are An Excuse for Humans To Dress Like Lunatics
We take a look at some of the boldest, most bonkers and often ill-advised outfits to hit the red carpet. Full Story
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Here's the Video of Justin Bieber Getting Attacked Onstage in Dubai
It's short, sweet, and more than a little alarming. Full Story
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POTHEAD ALERT: Justin Bieber's Tour Bus Busted for Weed
Our national nightmare that is Justin Bieber's tortured adolescence continues. Full Story
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Deadbeat Monkey-Dad Justin Bieber Abandons Pet Monkey in Germany, Continues Self-Destructive Cyclone through Europe
I think I speak for all of us when I say to Justin Bieber, "C'mon son." Full Story
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Justin Bieber Owns Zero Shirts and One Monkey
Here's why it's the patriarchy's fault that we laugh at the Bieb and we mourn Amanda Bynes. Full Story
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Here's a Picture of Justin Bieber and His New Pet Monkey
For the record, the monkey looks terrified. Full Story
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A Close Reading of Justin Bieber's "I'm Not Going to Rehab" Instagram Rant from Yesterday
If I actually had to guess what's going on with Bieber, he's just a 19 year-old with a planet-sized ego who's partying slightly harder than your average college sophomore who goes to a state school. Full Story
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The Canadian Grammies are Called the Juno Awards, and They're Very Random and Canadian
First off, all of these awards are sponsored by gigantic companies which makes them immediately suspect, and Rod Stewart's Christmas album got nominated as the International Album of the Year, which seems like a clerical error. Full Story
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A Comprehensive History of Justin Bieber Rapping
Justin Bieber will never stop rapping. The most you can do is educate yourself with this guide. Full Story
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If Justin Bieber is Allowed to Win a Grammy, He Will Become President and Enslave the Human Race
If Justin Bieber ever wins a Grammy it will set off a chain of events culminating in a battle between aliens and our evil robot overlords that will end humanity as we know it. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.