Excrement
Over or Under: We Asked a Physicist to End the World’s Great Toilet Paper Debate
What we talk about when we talk about toilet paper orientation.
Johnny Ryan's Page: Fat Idiot and Sarcastic Twat
Two lost souls find true love in this month's Johnny Ryan comic.
The Critics Are Wrong About 'The Human Centipede' Film Trilogy
This week sees the release of the final part in the disgusting trilogy. Here's why you should go see it.
Brown Death: A History of Poop As a Weapon
I've heard of people using their teeth, boobs, fists, knees, feet, dicks, elbows, and heads as weapons, so why not poop?
Bryan Price Isn't a Foul Mouthed Asshole, But He Needs to Better Understand His Job
Bryan Price needs to understand how to use the media to his advantage.
Did a Minnesota Man Pull a 'Weekend At Bernie's' with His Dead Mom?
After collecting her dead body on the day she died, police found out that 90-year-old Caryl Vanzo's son had taken her to the bank earlier that day to take out money in her name.
UNICEF Is Inviting India to a Poo Party
Poo2Loo is a social media campaign launched by UNICEF with the goal of increasing awareness of the negative effects of shitting in public.
A Comprehensive Guide to Lil Wayne's Poop References
With the utmost love for Weezy F(ecal) Baby, we present to you Wayne’s World of Waste. The only appropriate reaction here is, "Holy shit."
Hollywood's Mysterious Poop Graffiti
In an attempt to explain the phenomenon, I documented my neighbourhood's shit-sprayed walls.
Going Down with the Brown
Crap has already declared war, and it's winning. Behold just a few of the innumerable examples of how shit can kill.