Articles tagged "CAPS LOCK REVIEWS"
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The National's 'Trouble Will Find Me' Is Musical Ambien
YO I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP LISTENING TO THIS I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING B. Full Story
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Waka Flocka's 'DuFlocka Rant: Halftime Show' Is Good But It Comes Nowhere Close to Achieving the Sheer Power of the Musical Violence on 'DuFlocka Rant 2'
I REALLY RELY ON WAKA TO UNABASHEDLY SUPPORT ME IN MY BAD LIFE CHOICES. Full Story
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Styles P's 'Float' Has Kinda Shitty Beats But Styles Is Still the Hardest Rapper Out (Pause)
I'M NOT BLOWN AWAY BY THESE BEATS MY NIGGA THESE ARE THE "TWO CHEESEBURGERS" MEAL AT MCDONALDS WHEN WHAT I REALLY NEED IS THAT DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER (PAUSE) WITH EXTRA PICKLES (WILD PAUSE). Full Story
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Iggy and the Stooges' 'Ready to Die' Kind of Expresses Dangerous Sentiment
THIS IS ROCK MUSIC FOR A "SONS OF ANARCHY" VIDEO GAME FOR GAMEBOY COLOR. IGGY'S VOICE SOUNDS CRAZY DISINTERESTED ON 80% OF THESE JOINTS. Full Story
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Charli XCX's 'True Romance' Is Beautiful and Perfect Pop Music, Or Maybe I'm Just Having a Good Day
ONCE AGAIN THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT MUSIC REVIEWS ARE BULLSHIT B. Full Story
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Kid Cudi's 'Indicud' is an Audio Cokedream
A LOT OF THESE JOINTS ARE COOL BUT ALOT OF IT IS (SEEMINGLY) THE CULMINATION OF THIS DUDE BLOWING MAD PERICO AND WRITING SONGS ABOUT HOW HE'S A SUPER ALIEN RAP GOD. Full Story
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Ian McCulloch's 'Holy Ghost' is Music for a Grandfather in a Starbucks
I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS GONNA BE PRETENTIOUS AS FUCK BECAUSE THE TITLE SOUNDS LIKE A DOG EARED NOVEL A WHITE LADY WOULD BE READING ON THE L TRAIN. Full Story
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Tyga's 'Hotel California' is Half Good as Long as You Forget You're Listening to Tyga
THE FACT THAT YOU COULD CLONE THIS NIGGA 30 TIMES AND STILL NOT EVEN BEGIN TO APPROACH THE WEIGHT LIMIT OF A STANDARD ELEVATOR IS IRRELEVANT WHEN YOU HEAR THE DRUMS ON "500 DEGREES," YOU FEEL ME? Full Story
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The Knife's 'Shaking the Habitual' is Actively Irritating
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON BRUH? THERE'S A RECORD LABEL THAT CONDONES THIS B? Full Story
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Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist" is Just Regular Racist, and His Album 'Wheelhouse' is Bad
BEING "PROUD TO BE WHITE" APPEARS VERY RACIST EVEN IF YOU THINK IT'S LIKE BEING PROUD TO BE BLACK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND BEING LIKE "I'M PROUD TO BE ICELANDIANESE" OR "IRISH" OR "GERMAN" OR WHATEVER OTHER SWAGGERLESS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.
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