Basic Bitches
Watch Mitski's "Your American Girl" Video Because It Is Perfect
When the object of your affection ends up getting with a Coachella basic sometimes the only thing to do is make out with yourself.
In Defense of Bachelorette Parties
Weddings are basically your first funeral, and a bachelorette party is your last good bye—a chance to get some closure before another one of you crosses over the great divide to talking about mortgage rates and going off the pill.
Am I Basic?
Fashion Cat is sitting around busting on basics until he's confronted by the eternal question: "Am I, myself, a basic?"
Is There a Male Equivalent to the Basic Bitch?
Despite common perception, the male version isn’t the much discussed Bro. No, to qualify as basic you need to walk the fine line between bogan and classy in the boring way where you know what tuberose means.
The Ultimate Basic Bitch Tournament
Who is the most Basic of them all? We asked celebrity judges Big Freedia and comedian Julie Klausner to help us choose the queen of Basicdom.
The Evolution of the Bitch
It used to be the ultimate insult, but today, the word "bitch" is said freely on TV shows and sung in songs on the radio. In a world of bad bitches and basic bitches alike, what the hell does "bitch" mean anymore?
QUIZ: How Music Festival Are You?
Grab your flower crown, slurp on your CamelBak, and stick a molly up your butthole. It's time to find out: How Music Festival Are You?
I Wrote an Article About Basic Bitches at Coachella and Pissed off (Some of) the Internet
Your basic reactions to the author's basic bitches article, ranked on a sliding scale of: #NVM, #LOL, #SAME, #SUS, or #BRB.
Coachella by Numbers
We have very short attention spans, and so do you, so here is the only recap you'll probably read.
Coachella Day One: SPRING BREAK BITCHES!
Coachella is strewn half-naked bodies, everyone’s excavating each other's tonsils, they're daggering to no music, they’re wearing t-shirts that say “Wild Child” and “America Fuck Yeah.”
The Basic Bitches' Guide to Coachella 2014
If you’re a basic bitch, you LITERALLY LIVE for Coachella. Basic bitches love music, but they love music festivals even more because DRUNK! SUN! INSTAGRAM! AND DANCING!