NOISEY REVIEWS
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Dreams - 'Lost Kingdom'
Found #future sanctuary. Full Story
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The Noisey Drinking Game Review - Taylor Swift's Red
We are never ever getting drunk on Boone's Farm again. Full Story
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Paul Banks - 'Banks'
Paul Banks sounds a lot like Julian Plenti, who always reminded us a lot of the singer guy from Interpol. Full Story
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Egyptian Hip-Hop - 'Good Dont Sleep'
Like listening to Slowdive through a speaker made of antihistamines. Full Story
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Ben Gibbard - 'Former Lives'
One interminable VW ad of drear. Full Story
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Bat For Lashes - 'The Haunted Man'
Nash, you'll always be hauntingly haunting to me. Full Story
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The Allah-Las - 'The Allah-Las'
Artful garage rock made from stray locks of Brian Jones' hair. Full Story
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Bo Ningen - 'Line The Wall'
Still the London live circuit's best unkempt secret. Full Story
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Tame Impala - 'Lonerism'
A wobbly jelly of psych and drone. Full Story
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A$AP Mob - 'Lord$ Never Worry'
A$AP Mob couldn't give a fuck about you. Full Story
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Holograms - 'Holograms'
I wish this band had been around for my first MDMA high. Full Story
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DJ Khaled - 'Kiss The Ring'
The Best, assuming being the Best involves riding around in cigarette boats, having lots of money, hanging out with beautiful women, and being fat but not caring. Full Story
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Divine Fits - 'A Thing Called Divine Fits'
Only half of Xiu Xiu away from the indie equivalent of cold fission. Full Story
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Alanis Morissette - 'Havoc And Bright Lights'
Much worse than even her detractors imagined. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.