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NOISEY REVIEWS

  • Black Veil Brides' "The Story of the Wild Ones" Is Insane and Terrible

    I CAN SEE DIRTY FINGERNAILED PROTO-INSANE CLOWN POSSE FANS WITH LIP PIERCINGS IN FLYOVER STATES STOMPIN MUDHOLES INTO EACH OTHER TO THIS SHIT WHILE WEARING GIANT PILLOWY DC SKATE SHOES. Full Story

    2013 Jan 28 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • A$AP Rocky's "Long.Live.A$AP" Consists Of Very Rare Gothic Ethereal Soundscapes

    NAMASTE TO YOUR FACIAL, PEACE AND BLESSINGS. Full Story

    2013 Jan 23 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Pantha du Prince's New Record Is "Space Hippie Light Bondage Music"

    "THIS SOUNDS LIKE ME WALKIN THROUGH A WIND CHIME WITH A BONER." - The Kid Mero on Pantha's "Elements of Light." Full Story

    2013 Jan 18 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Christopher Owens - "Lysandre"

    THIS DUDE HAS OUTSTANDING SESAME STREET SWAG. THIS ALBUM REVIEW HAS BE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER "SOFTINGTON." Full Story

    2013 Jan 11 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Mike Will - Est. In 1989 Part II (Mixtape)

    I CAN PLAY THIS SHIT AND BY THE TIME I GET TO THE WACK SHIT IT DON'T MATTER BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY FLIPPED OVER A COP CAR WHILE DOING FRENCH MONTANA ADLIBS AND I'M LOCKED UP. Full Story

    2013 Jan 10 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Skream - Skreamizm Vol. 7

    THIS IS MUSIC FOR DUDES WHO WEAR FLOOR LENGTH LEATHER TRENCH COATS AND GLIDE AROUND 7/11 LIKE GETTING A SLURPEE AND TAQUITOS IS A MISSION LAURENCE FISHBURNE SENT THEM ON. Full Story

    2013 Jan 9 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Solange - "True" EP

    WHY LIKE 40% OF THESE JOINTS SOUND LIKE THE BAND IS PLAYING FISHER PRICE BABY XYLOPHONES & SHIT? Full Story

    2013 Jan 8 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • The Twelve Days Of Mero - Jimmy Buffett's "Christmas Island"

    MELE KALIKIMAGET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE B YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WORK THE COUNTER AT AN AUTO PARTS SHOP ON A DESOLATE STRETCH OF HIGHWAY. Full Story

    2012 Dec 20 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • The Twelve Days Of Mero - Weezer's "Christmas With Weezer"

    IF YOU WEARING THAT BEANIE BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS WEAR A BEANIE AND NOT CUZ IT'S COLD THIS IS YOUR SHIT. Full Story

    2012 Dec 19 Reviews
  • Fatima Al Qadiri - "Desert Strike"

    B-2 Bombers and Benedictine Monks Full Story

    2012 Dec 19 Carey Waggoner Reviews
  • The Twelve Days Of Mero - Rod Stewart's "Merry Christmas, Baby"

    STANDOUT TRACK: THE ONE ABOUT CHRISTMAS WAS OKAY. Full Story

    2012 Dec 18 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • The Twelve Days Of Mero - Cee-Lo's Magic Moments

    CEE-LO GREEN IS THE BLACK ELTON JOHN. HE HAS GREAT TITS. Full Story

    2012 Dec 17 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • The Twelve Days Of Mero - Jim Jones' "A Dipset Xmas"

    YO I RECOMMEND YOU SNEAK THIS INTO YOUR OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY PLAYLIST AFTER EVERYBODY GETS DRUNK. Full Story

    2012 Dec 13 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • The Twelve Days Of Mero - Smash Mouth's "The Gift Of Rock"

    ANYTHING THAT REMINDS ME OF GUY FIERI AND DONKEY EJACULATE IS NOT GONNA SCORE HIGH ON THE DUTCHGUTSOMETER. Full Story

    2012 Dec 12 The Kid Mero Reviews
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    Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?

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    Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.

  • Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella

    When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best

  • R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)

    On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.

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    As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.

  • I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time

    It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."

  • Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"

    Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.

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    On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.

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