Guys, next weekend is Friday the 13th. You know what that means: innocent campers will be slaughtered by a masked killer with mom issues. Here's what you may not have heard: rappers (and best buds) Killer Mike and El-P will be performing together at Irving Plaza in NYC, along with Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire and Despot. And we've got your hook up.
Noisey has gotten our grubby little dick-beaters on two pairs of tickets to the show, and we'd like you to win them. It's real easy: all you have to do is click right here and your computer will magically send an email to us with Killer Mike/El-P as the subject heading. Send the email and then just wait around and you'll probably win. Hell, we'll even throw in a few copies of our new DOs and DON'Ts book that just came out.
You can get more info on the show right here, and if you need any more reason to go, here's Killer Mike's recent video for "Big Beast." It's defintely got a Friday the 13th vibe to it, what with the masks and the slaying and everything.
Oh, and here's Killer Mike calling his mom to talk to her about weed:
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