NOISEY TODAY
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Listen to Tesla Boy's New Track, "M.C.H.T.E."
It's the second taste from 'The Universe Made of Darkness,' Tesla Boy's new record, which is coming out on May 21. The track floats from white-horse disco to the darker fringes of 80s dance music, and it's guarenteed to knock out whatever dust has collected in and around your eardrums. Full Story
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A Quick Look Into Hip-Hop's Odd Anti-Semitic Streak
There's been a strange renaissance of anti-Semitism in rap over the last couple of weeks. Though it's a reach to call this a "moment," there's definitely some tension about rappers being offensive right now. Full Story
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Amanda Bynes Is About to Embark on a Singing Career, Apparently
Is this real? Is this bullshit? Does it matter? Full Story
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Diddy and the WWE Made an Anti-Cyberbullying PSA Because of Course They Did
Who better to stop the scourge of cyberbullying than noted professional human being Diddy as well as that beloved, cuddly professional wrestling conglomerate, the WWE? Full Story
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Check Out the Music Video by the Guy with the World's Largest Penis
This won't necessarily make your life worse or anything, but it might freak you out a little bit. Full Story
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Listen to Gold & Youth's Debut Full-Length, 'Beyond Wilderness'
Loaded with hearty choruses, tantalizing pop hooks, and mouth-watering weaving melodies. Full Story
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Here's the Video of Justin Bieber Getting Attacked Onstage in Dubai
It's short, sweet, and more than a little alarming. Full Story
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Is "EDM" a Real Genre?
To label an artist or song as “EDM” carries with it certain connotations that could be construed as genre signifiers. But are genres even anything more than terms made up to sell records? And if EDM can be EDM by virtue of its context and practitioners rather than its sonics, is… Full Story
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Hardcore History: John Joseph of the Cro-Mags
Author, community activist, and Cro-Mags frontman John Joseph recounts his personal journey growing up punk on the streets of New York City. Full Story
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Listen to This Casino Times Remix of Foals' "Late Night"
The sultry first installment in a three-part remix series. Full Story
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Hands - "Brave Motion" (Official Video)
There's an unfiltered sense of kinetic energy that grounds the this upbeat track, which finds a perfect counterpoint in the blown out colors and motion trails on display in this fantastic animated video. Full Story
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Lianne La Havas On Jamming With Prince, Crushing On Tom Ford And The Allure Of Skater Boys
The first time we met Lianne, back in 2011, we discussed music and moustache bleaching. This time around it was all about the fashion, the Fresh Prince and growing up as a mixed race kid in London. Full Story
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A "Me Singing" Symphony
If you type in “me singing” and a song name into YouTube, you will find thousands and thousands of tragic covers, usually recorded solemnly as a sad boy or girl sitting at a computer, and whisper-singing lyrics into his laptop microphone. Full Story
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Jay Electronica is Marrying into the Illuminati (Sort Of)
But is there a deeper conspiracy underfoot? Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.
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