NOISEY TODAY
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Boards of Canada and Music's Weirdest, Smartest Scavenger Hunt
A look inside the Record Store Day campaign that stumped the Internet. Full Story
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From Analog to Digital: A (Very, Very Simplified) History of Audio
For better or worse, the democratization of recording equipment has put home recording, production, and distribution within the reach of anyone with a computer. But how did we get here? Full Story
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Waka Flocka's 'DuFlocka Rant: Halftime Show' Is Good But It Comes Nowhere Close to Achieving the Sheer Power of the Musical Violence on 'DuFlocka Rant 2'
I REALLY RELY ON WAKA TO UNABASHEDLY SUPPORT ME IN MY BAD LIFE CHOICES. Full Story
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Carmen Electra's Got a Bigger Dick Than You
On crotch power pop and the single with the potential to be the "Call Me Maybe" of summer 2013. Full Story
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Premiere: Drop City Yacht Club ft. Jeremih - "Crickets" (Viceroy Remix)
Electro dude and remix supremo Viceroy turns this R&B summer jam into a hazily euphoric synth-pop smash. Full Story
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Alpine’s Guide to Touring
In case you haven't been cramming for your "Swedish Influence on Australian Indie-Pop" final, we've got a bit of extra help for you. Here is Alpine's guide to hitting the road. Full Story
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Juicing with Eve
We talked to a rejuvenated Eve about juice cleanses, her new album, and being the mother to so many styles. Full Story
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Wild Nothing Wants You to Stop Picking on Nickelback
After all, there are about a bajillion other equally awful bands out there. We talked to Wild Nothing's frontman, Jack Tatum, about Michelle Williams, and a bunch of other things that happen in the world. Full Story
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There's a Black Market for Tubas in LA
Brass-balled bandits are stealing LA's tubas and selling them on the black market. Full Story
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Holy Shit, Diddy's Joining the Cast of Downton Abbey
Diddy. PBS. Stuffiness. Downton Motherfuckin' Abbey. Midnight on the West Coast, 9PM on the East Coast. Full Story
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Premiere: Dresden Dresses - C.L.V.
We caught up with Montreal's Dresden Dresses to talk to him about the time he got stuck in an elevator in France. Oh! And we're premiering his new video: C.L.V. Full Story
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Learning to Play the Katzenklavier, a 17th Century Piano That Slashed Kittens With Sharpened Nails
Apparently, the sound of screaming kittens was music to the ears of 17th-century music theorists. Full Story
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Adult Problems - Vic Godard is Punk Gone Postal
Vic Godard is the most under-appreciated punk that ever lived, and in a subculture that fetishizes under-appreciation, that’s saying a lot. Full Story
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Voices from the Mexican Underground: Community, Commerce, and Festival Nrmal
Before Festival Nrmal was a reality, it was an idea—the desire of a few friends to create something inspiring when forces outside their control were threatening to fragment their community, inciting fear and alienating individuals. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.
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