NOISEY REVIEWS
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Johnny Ramone Was An Asshole But I Get It
Johnny's autobiography 'Commando' tells his story in his own blunt, Republican-punk tongue. Full Story
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Ty Segall Band - 'Slaughterhouse'
How do you feel about testosterone-drenched psych rock? What about dogs on surfboards? Yeah, that's what we thought. Full Story
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Kitty Pryde - 'Haha, I'm Sorry' EP
If you don’t like this, you’re probably old or stupid. Full Story
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Janka Nabay & The Bubu Gang - 'En Yay Sah'
Not your typical white hipster exotica bullshit. Full Story
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Smashing Pumpkins - 'Oceania'
Only Billy Corgan can set you free, which makes us think that this cage might not be so bad after all... Full Story
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Metric - 'Synthetica'
Always pleasant, seldom essential. Full Story
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Onra - 'Deep In The Night'
Perfect for getting wasted with people you don’t know that well but want to sleep with. Full Story
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King Tuff - 'King Tuff'
If you don't like King Tuff, you are probably incapable of orgasm. Full Story
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Waka Flocka Flame - 'Triple F Life: Friends, Fans And Family'
A track-by-track analysis measured in air punches, tear face tattoos, and hypothetical blowjobs. Full Story
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HEALTH - 'Max Payne 3 Soundtrack'
These guys took their assignment really seriously, and I hope they get PAID for this. Full Story
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∆ (Alt-J) - 'An Awesome Wave'
Is this the non-non-self-promoting Wu Lyf? Full Story
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Liars - 'WIXIW'
Music for smart people. Full Story
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Scissor Sisters - 'Magic Hour'
Coasting through its fuck-ups on good times enthusiasm. Full Story
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My Bloody Valentine - 'Isn't Anything,' EPs, 'Loveless' Reissues
Blue balls in the best way. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.
