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  • The Strokes' 'Comedown Machine' Proves they are a Generic Rock Band, B

    YO THIS ALBUM DOESNT SUCK BUT IT DOESN'T NOT SUCK...YOU FEEL ME? Full Story

    2013 Apr 5 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Justin Timberlake's 'The 20/20 Experience' is Good, but Only Because He's in the Illuminati

    I'M POPPING IN THE STREETS RIGHT NOW LAST THING I NEED IS TO BE SACRIFICIED TO AN OWL STATUE BEFORE I MAKE MY FIRST $5000. Full Story

    2013 Apr 4 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Inc's 'no world' is Space Sex R&B

    THIS IS WHAT PRINCE WOULD HAVE SEX TO IN OUTER SPACE. Full Story

    2013 Mar 8 Reviews
  • The Kid Mero Reviewed All Three Bauuer Songs Currently on Spotify

    THIS SOUNDS LIKE I BLEW 4 GRAMS OF MOLLY UP MY NASAL AND WAS INSTRUCTED TO "MAKE A SONG FOR WHITE PEOPLE USING ONLY FROOTYLOOPS AND CRIME MOB SAMPLES." Full Story

    2013 Mar 7 Reviews
  • Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' 'The Heist' is Incredibly Wacklemore

    WHAT IS A MACKLEMORE? THAT SHIT SOUNDS LIKE A SPECIES OF TROUT WHO NATURAL HABITAT IS THE MALL OF AMERICA. Full Story

    2013 Mar 6 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • We had The Kid Mero Review the 15-Second Daft Punk Snippet

    I BET THEY WERE IN THE STUDIO LIKE "JACQUES LET UZ DO A HOW ZOO YOU SAY? EHH, "FONKI BAZE LION?" AND OTHER DUDE WAS LIKE "OUI OUI FRANCOIS ALL ZEE BEETCHES AHH.. ZAY WEEL S'EBROUER ZEE COCAINE NO?" Full Story

    2013 Mar 5 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • YG's "Just Re'd Up 2" Mixtape Is Wild Boring

    I STARTED LISTENING TO THIS SHIT AND INSTEAD OF CONCENTRATING SO I COULD DELIVER A VERY WELL THOUGHT OUT KNOWLEDGEABLE REVIEW I STARTED BROWSING REAL ESTATE LISTINGS IN VERY RICH AREAS OF NEW JERSEY SO I COULD MOVE OUT THE HOOD ONCE VICE GIVES ME A MILLION DOLLARS. Full Story

    2013 Feb 19 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Waka Flocka's DuFlocka Rant 2 is Pure Crack Except for One Song About College Girls or Some Shit

    THANK YOU WAKA FOR STAYING IN YOUR LANE WHICH IS MAKING MUSIC TO CRASH YOUR CAR TO. Full Story

    2013 Feb 14 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Ablebody's 'All My Everybody' EP is the Soundtrack to an Imaginary (But Very Sexual) Garden State Remake

    THIS SHIT STARTED OFF WITH A VERY STRONG "SOFT FOCUS LOVEMAKING WITH WHITE COLLEGIATE YOUNG WOMAN" VIBE NOW THE VIBE IS "I'M OVERDOSING ON HEROIN OH SHIT I'M DYING I KNOW I'M DYING FUCK! BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD FUCK IT *PERISHES*" Full Story

    2013 Feb 12 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Pig Destroyer's Live Flexi Disc for Decibel Magazine Sounds Like White People Workout Music (In a Good Way)

    SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE BROS ON ELLIPTICALS LISTENING TO THIS SHIT. Full Story

    2013 Feb 11 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Juelz Santana's "God Will'n" Mixtape Makes Me Want to Punch a Train in the Face

    THIS IS THE NEW SHIT FOR YOU TO DRIVE AROUND SMOKIN WEED THEN PULL OVER OCCASSIONALLY TO BEAT A DUDE UP BECAUSE HE PUSHED YOU IN 7TH GRADE OR HE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE THAT DID. Full Story

    2013 Feb 4 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Is This a Review of the New My Bloody Valentine Album?

    Think of Deeper, Redder and Loveless as two streets running parallel to each other. To suggest that one is somehow more important or better than the other is to completely miss the point of experiencing something meaningful. Full Story

    2013 Jan 31 Hanson O'Haver Reviews
  • Coheed and Cambria's "The Afterman: Descension" Makes Me Want to Explode Every Mall in Suburbia

    ALL THESE SONG TITLES SOUND LIKE I'M READING A BEAT SHEET FOR BABYLON 5. Full Story

    2013 Jan 31 The Kid Mero Reviews
  • Hollywood Undead's "Notes From The Underground" Is Extra Embarrassing Teenager Music

    THIS IS A NAUSEATING COMBINATION OF KORN AND SLIPKNOT AND LINKIN PARK AND A BAG OF CIRCUMCISED DICKS. Full Story

    2013 Jan 29 The Kid Mero Reviews
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  • Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week

    Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?

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  • Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella

    When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best

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    On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.

  • The Internet Is Scary

    As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.

  • I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time

    It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."

  • Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"

    Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.

  • Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two

    On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.

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