NOISEY FEATURES
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Holy Shit, Usher Played at Michael Jordan's Wedding Over the Weekend
Is Usher even able to go to a wedding any more without someone asking him to perform? Full Story
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Stagecoach, Day One - There's a Barrier Between Freedom and Evil
Meet Stagecoach, the country music festival that happens in Indio, California the weekend after Coachella. Full Story
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The Indie Rock Equivalent to Every Book in the Old Testament
Another Friday, another Friday Thinks with Luke Winkie. Full Story
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Ghost B.C. Made Some Dildos and Buttplugs
Whether you end up using them for their intended uses, or as a cool conversation pieces in your home, the fact remains that Ghost B.C. made creepy little dildos in the shape of a "bishops wearing a turtlenecks," which might be a little too realistic. Full Story
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Cheatahs' Guide to Touring America
These guys live in London and they'd never toured America until they joined Wavves and Fidlar on the road for six weeks. This is what they learned on their journey. Full Story
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R.A. the Rugged Man is the Craziest Rap Legend Still Kicking
"When I came on the scene, I was a shock to the system. I was the originator. They were like, 'Wait, if you come into hip-hop, you gotta be respectful. What are you doing? You’re crazy.'" Full Story
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What Music Are Cops Listening To?
I conducted an unscientific survey by staying up one night, drinking a bunch of pink SoBE and vodka, and calling up random precincts around the country to find out what music the man is into these days. Full Story
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We Talked to Sasha Go Hard About Haters, Seahorses and Rick Ross's Cologne
Chopping it up with Chicago's hardest female MC. Full Story
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Welcome to the World of Bizarre Remakes of Rap Instrumentals on Youtube
Sometimes they end up with something interesting in spite of themselves; other times they're just ridiculously bad. Full Story
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POTHEAD ALERT: Justin Bieber's Tour Bus Busted for Weed
Our national nightmare that is Justin Bieber's tortured adolescence continues. Full Story
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I Broke Up With My Boyfriend And It Ruined All Of The Songs That I Used To Love
I don't want to listen to The Postal Service ever again. Full Story
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You, Me, and Chris Brown
America’s concern over sending a message of tacit approval or even forgiveness of domestic violence motivates a level of vitriol directed toward Brown that provides a case study on the way we shame now. Full Story
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IamSu! Is Playing Noisey's May Rap Party, So We Interviewed Him
Meet the next big thing on the West Coast. Full Story
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The Dude from Limp Bizkit Scored This Weird Ass Short Film About Chris Bosh
We can't really explain this, just watch it. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.