NOISEY TODAY
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I Went To The Met Gala To See How The World's Most Famous Interpreted Punk
It's pretty weird being in the eye of the red carpet storm. Full Story
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MONEY - "Bluebell Fields" (Official Video)
Proper psych-rock from the up-and-coming Manchester quartet. Full Story
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Farrah Abraham's Music Is Way Better Than Her Sex Tape
This week the internet lost its hive mind for the Farrah Abraham/James Deen sex tape, 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.' I watched part of it, and it was ok, but it doesn't hold a candle to her musical output, which is pure postmodern outsider art trash. Think Henry Darger me… Full Story
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TV Baby - "Wild Joy" (Official Video)
TV Baby is Matt McAuley and Brian McPeck, formerly of A.R.E. Weapons. They've been working on their new band for a few years now, pulling off the same thousand-yard stare that embodied the over-it Lower East Side we used to love so much. Full Story
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Download Harry Fraud's 'High Tide' EP Here
Featuring some of the waviest creatures around. Full Story
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Slaughter Rico and Mr. Green – “East Coast Gas Station” – Live From the Streets
Mr. Green and Slaughter Rico run a Subaru Forester through the beat machine. Full Story
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Watch Shellshag's Bizarro New Video for "Driving Song"
Manically tap-dancing at the intersection between Tim & Eric, Pee Wee's Playhouse, and Thomas the Tank Engine. Full Story
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Listen to Tesla Boy's New Track, "M.C.H.T.E."
It's the second taste from 'The Universe Made of Darkness,' Tesla Boy's new record, which is coming out on May 21. The track floats from white-horse disco to the darker fringes of 80s dance music, and it's guarenteed to knock out whatever dust has collected in and around your ear… Full Story
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A Quick Look Into Hip-Hop's Odd Anti-Semitic Streak
There's been a strange renaissance of anti-Semitism in rap over the last couple of weeks. Though it's a reach to call this a "moment," there's definitely some tension about rappers being offensive right now. Full Story
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Amanda Bynes Is About to Embark on a Singing Career, Apparently
Is this real? Is this bullshit? Does it matter? Full Story
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Diddy and the WWE Made an Anti-Cyberbullying PSA Because of Course They Did
Who better to stop the scourge of cyberbullying than noted professional human being Diddy as well as that beloved, cuddly professional wrestling conglomerate, the WWE? Full Story
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Check Out the Music Video by the Guy with the World's Largest Penis
This won't necessarily make your life worse or anything, but it might freak you out a little bit. Full Story
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Listen to Gold & Youth's Debut Full-Length, 'Beyond Wilderness'
Loaded with hearty choruses, tantalizing pop hooks, and mouth-watering weaving melodies. Full Story
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Here's the Video of Justin Bieber Getting Attacked Onstage in Dubai
It's short, sweet, and more than a little alarming. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.
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