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Team Spirit - "Fuck The Beach" (Official Video)
Team Spirit just blessed the planet with a new video for "Fuck The Beach," an animated video directed by Johannes Helgelin and Hannes Elltorp. The video finds the band trudging through a beachside psychedelic hellscape, complete with cartoon breasts and psychotropic ice cream, and it ends with them plowing into a gigantic sloppy vagina. Full Story
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Aborym's New Record 'Dirty' Is Making the World Safer for Industrial Metal
To complement the ugly, corrosive riffs and harrowing, minor-key samples, I called up their frontman Fabban to chat about the roots of the band, retaining creative integrity, and (of course) golden showers, heroin, and poop. Full Story
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Here Is Nocando's New Video for "More Credit" aka "Thirsty in Osaka"
How do you show that a place as far as Osaka can be home to somebody from South Central? Well, this video's a good start. Full Story
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Download "Droneon," the Ambient House Debut by Milo McBride & Wildkatz
Your first summer infatuation from your future favorite acid house heads. Full Story
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We Interviewed Scary Spice
Have you ever caught yourself saying, "Man, what's Scary Spice up to these days?" Us too, so we interviewed her. Full Story
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Beyoncé Finally Releases a Song Instead of an Ad, But What's the Difference Anymore?
The same way TV had to figure out how to do things in three minutes to work on YouTube, music is becoming more clever in a shorter, more commercial space. Full Story
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Embracing Sex Magic and the Sacred Herb with the Source Family
You might not remember Source Family, a cult that attempted to meld hippie open-mindedness, free love, and reinterpreted spirituality into a liveable ethos without totally rejecting mainstream society. But you should, because their music is amazing. Full Story
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Watch MMOTHS' Stunning New Video for "All These Things"
Jack Colleran shares his latest music video and talks about his collaboration with Holly Miranda. Full Story
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The Dillinger Escape Plan's Guide to Touring
Touring should always be a social experiment. You’re a pirate, Sherpa, and shaman, and you’ll encounter Buddhas, demons, when-in-Romans, and transsexual day-walkers moonlighting as each other. You need the right tools to propel yourself beyond pedestrian norms and cultural faux p… Full Story
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Listen to Polyester the Saint's "I Win" featuring Freddie Gibbs
Get an enema of West Coast vibes with Polyester the Saint's new single, "I Win." Full Story
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Noisey Vs. MetalSucks - Slayer Should Keep Going Without Jeff Hanneman
Today, we were shocked when our colleagues over at MetalSucks suggested that Slayer retire their name now that Hanneman is no longer with them. This is completely ridiculous. Saying they should kill the group after the sad passing of Hanneman doesn't even make sense. Here's why. Full Story
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On Listening to "New Slaves" with White People
Why Kanye West’s racially charged new single shouldn’t be taken lightly. Full Story
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An Open Letter to Paramore's Hayley Williams: You Are My Taylor Swift
Please don’t stop making fabulous pop songs. You are to me what T-Swift is to 98 percent of the world. Full Story
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The Bassist from Cold War Kids Is Getting Topless In Museums Across America
We recently noticed that Matt Maust's Instagram feed has been filled with semi-nude photographs of him in museums all over the world. His band, the Cold War Kids, is currently on tour, and with any luck you could show up at a local museum for a few free tickets to the gun show. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.