NOISEY TODAY
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Worst Television Bands Ever
And no, the Monkees and the Partridge Family didn't make the list. Full Story
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RL Grime - "FLOOD" Free Download
The world craves more RL, and they're not going to find what they need in the pages of a Scholastic catalog. Full Story
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Watch Action Bronson Perform "Bird on a Wire" at the Music Hall of Williamsburg
Who wants a steak dinner? Full Story
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - "Fucc The Devil" (Official Video)
In a battle between Satan and Slash everybody wins! Full Story
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Haleek Maul Just Dropped His New Video For "M00N"
He called from Barbados to chat about the stellar new video, the lyrics behind "M00N," and what it feels like to have the rap game on lock before you can buy cigarettes. Full Story
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Supreme Cuts & Haleek Maul Song - "M00N" (Official Video)
A cathartic journey through the shadow psyche of fear and doubt. Full Story
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One-Hit Wondering - Haddaway
What is love? Not making me listen to all six of your albums for a week straight. Full Story
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Tee Circus Gave Us A Mix
Treat yourself to an hour of some of the finest UK bass. Full Story
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Who Actually Listens to Ed Sheeran?
Fans of Ed Sheeran typically have only one to two friends. Full Story
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Drop Out Venus - "Elastic Teen Rent" (Official Video)
Prelude to the burning of a blue wig. Full Story
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I Went To Rave In The Arctic Circle
Norwegian alt-pop duo, Frost, invited me to a party in the middle of nowhere. Full Story
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This Many Boyfriends: "Number One" Video Exclusive
A video from the Leeds indie-poppers that'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Full Story
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Sukker Lyn - "Jagter Ik Penge" (Official Video)
Make it grand, if your location is a rundown, downtown backyard of a kebab joint. Full Story
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Wu You Callin' A Nerd?
Wu-Tang Clan might be nuthin' to fuck with, but they were built on some deeply geeky grounds. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.