Justin Vallesteros Calls For Backup In This New Craft Spells Video
Everyone's got a credo that they live by, whether it's "Treat others the way you want to be treated", "Don't just a book by its cover", or "Hey, try not to be an asshole." We're not quite sure to what legendary quotes Justin Vallesteros ascribes his life philosophy, but if this new video from Craft Spells for their song "Your Tomb" is any indicator, we've got another he might want to add to the list:
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Check out the clip below! Do be fair, he probably did something to deserve it. I mean, who wouldn't want to spend their Saturday night seeing the Glee movie for the fourth time?? (In 3D, no less!)
And don't miss Craft Spells on their mini Europe tour! We hear it's a great way to pick up chicks, but remember this before you take that lucky lady home: the only true "safe sex" is one that involves a full psychiatric evaluation...
10/11 -- London, UK @ The Lexington w/ I Ching
10/13 -- Glasgow, UK @ The Captain's Rest w/ Silver Caves
10/14 -- Salford, UK @ Islington Mill w/ The ABC Club
10/15 -- Ghent, Belgium @ Charlatan w/ Ping Pong Tactics
10/29 -- Rome, Italy @ Circolo degli Artisti w/ Girls Names
11/20 -- Seattle, WA @ Chop Suey w/ Seapony, Devon Williams, and Wet Illustrated
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