NOISEY FEATURES
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The Five Best Things Made Out of Leather at Summer Jam 2013
Including 2 Chainz's pickelhaube, Raekwon's leather hood, and the back of Sean Kingston's shirt. Full Story
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This South Houston Middle School Talent Show's Got Talent
Our friend Shea Serrano was asked to judge a middle school talent show, so he liveblogged it for us. He also drew pictures. Full Story
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World of Warcraft Gear as Informed By Popular Musicians
In order to make the game more appealing to people who aren't emotional shut-ins, Blizzard (World of Warcraft's developers) recently added a number of items to the game themed after popular musician of today. This is 100% true and factual. Full Story
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Can Pop Punk Age Gracefully?
If pop punk is inherently this juvenile, is it meant to graduate into adulthood? Full Story
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Win Free Tickets to see Tomahawk at the Best Buy Theater This Sunday, June 2!
Sundays are useless. So this Sunday, June 2, when our favorite supergroup, Tomahawk, plays the Best Buy Theater in New York, you should probably go see them. We've got a fistful of tickets to give away, and we'd like you to win them. Full Story
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We Hung Out with Two Gallants at the San Francisco Jansport Bonfire Session
We caught up with the folk rock duo in their hometown of San Fran to talk the city's musical history, the Bay Area creative scene, and ~*~Cali vibes~*~. Full Story
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Nine Indecipherable Future Lyrics
Finally, the definition of such Futurisms as "Ore Ida," "Cowabunga Lifestyle," "Screech raised me," and of course "Flarge." Full Story
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Unlocking the Truth is the Most Brutal Sixth Grade Metal Band Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever
Last Thursday, I took the L train to the end of the line to catch up with Unlocking the Truth, a heavy metal trio composed of sixth graders. Some people have referred to them as "childcore," but those people probably can't play music well enough to appreciate the epic crushiness Full Story
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The Noisey Guide to Aaliyah
She wore pants to her prom, she survived R. Kelly, and she even made Damon Dash a nice human being. Full Story
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Action Bronson and Harry Fraud are Releasing Their Joint EP 'SAAAB Stories' on June 11th
Prepare for your waviest summer yet. Full Story
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Here's Why Tim Dog Might Have Faked His Own Death
The only thing that we know for certain is that Blair was actively engaged in criminal activity shortly before his death, and with the heat seemingly coming down upon him, he had a motive to disappear. Full Story
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On Nicki Minaj Vs. Peter Rosenberg and Hip-Hop's Patriarchy Problem
Even though it’s a great time to be a woman who raps, the hip-hop community still finds femininity alien, if not wildly threatening. Meanwhile, Nicki Minaj's creative interests have outgrown the small box of what "real rap" can offer her. Full Story
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We Talked to Lydia Lunch and She Didn't Seem to Like Us Very Much
An interview with the iconoclast that can out-fight, out-fuck, out-perform, outlast most of you fuckin’ namby-pamby motherfuckers reading this right now. Full Story
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Bibio Talks 'Silver Wilkinson,' Directing Music Videos, and His Attraction to Murky Things
Stephen Wilkinson upends the idea that an experimental approach needs to result in something experimental sounding. Full Story