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51 Names for Paris Hilton's New Young Money/Cash Money Album
I snuck into Cash Money headquarters and managed to steal a few documents straight off of Birdman’s desk. You don’t need to know the details because they don’t fucking matter, all you need to know is we now have an EXCLUSIVE list of 51 potential titles for Paris’ new record. You’re welcome, Internet. Full Story
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Why We Need The-Dream and His Beautiful, Contradictory Love Story
The-Dream’s fanbase is growing, getting burnt, and making “Grown People Mistakes” that inevitably need an accompanying soundtrack—without the pretense, naivete or artifice that comes with youthful infatuation. Full Story
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Meet Little Pain, the Leader of the Sad Rap Revolution
Little Pain makes beautiful music where he brags about how sad he is. But is there a difference between being Sad and genuine sadness? We interviewed him to find out. Full Story
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Sir Christopher Lee, AKA Saruman From 'The Lord of the Rings' Movies, Has a Seriously Brutal Metal Band
Sir Christopher Lee, the actor famous for portraying Saruman in Peter Jackson's 'Lord of the Rings' movies, is obsessed with heavy metal. He turns 91 on Memorial Day, and to celebrate he's doing the world a big fat favor and dropping a new record called 'Charlemagne: The Omens of… Full Story
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SKATERS Are Giving Away a Bunch of Free Shit
Here are Noisey, we've got a serious band crush on SKATERS. They're hitting New York's Bowery Ballroom on Friday, July 19, and to celebrate, they're giving away a seven-inch, a record player, a hat, a limited edition poster, and a pair of tickets to the show. Full Story
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Honestly, @Seinfeld2000 Intarviewed Ezra Konig From Vampire Wekend
Honesty? Im prety sure this interview with Ezra from Vampire wekend just raise the bar for journelism and forever change the way we look at modarn culture today. Full Story
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In Search of Tim Dog, the Rapper Turned Con Artist Who Probably Faked His Own Death
This February, the legendary rapper turned grifter Tim Dog died. So why is there a warrant out for his arrest? We spoke to several people close to him who think he's still alive, and after some digging, we think so, too. Full Story
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Are Slayer Fans Planning To Confront the Westboro Baptist Church at Jeff Hanneman's Memorial Service Today?
Today the Hollywood Palladium will host a memorial service for Jeff Hanneman, the recently deceased founder of Slayer. The Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing, so we spoke to an organizer of the event, who told us his plans to drench the WBC in fake blood. Full Story
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I Saw Red Bull Music Academy's "Drum Majors" Event and Some it Was Great and Some of it Really Sucked
Red Bull Music Academy's “Drum Majors” was supposed to be an all-star line-up of hip-hop producers “exclusively reinterpret[ing] their biggest tracks live onstage.” What it actually was was an all-star line-up of hip-hop producers doing DJ sets of wildly varying quality. Full Story
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Watch "The Man," the First in a Three-Part Documentary on The-Dream
Here's the first in a new three-part documentary series on The-Dream, "The Man." In part one, Terius Youngdell Nash shares the difficult life lessons that propelled his career and shaped his philosophies on parenting, among other things. Full Story
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Your Bad Taste in Music is Ruining My Webcam Masturbation
Adventures (and misadventures) in Chaturbate. Full Story
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Barf Troop is Rap Internet 3.0, Dunked in Girl Power and Sprinkled with Coyness
Meet Babeo Baggins, Babenstein, Baberella Fox, Babe Field, and Justin Baber. Full Story
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We Interviewed Scary Spice
Have you ever caught yourself saying, "Man, what's Scary Spice up to these days?" Us too, so we interviewed her. Full Story
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Beyoncé Finally Releases a Song Instead of an Ad, But What's the Difference Anymore?
The same way TV had to figure out how to do things in three minutes to work on YouTube, music is becoming more clever in a shorter, more commercial space. Full Story
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